Taking down some Christmas stockings I spilt my bottle of Biotin (stripper pills) while I was picking them up they looked odd scrambled over the carpet. The glossy white supplements looked like maggots, or larva. Maybe those are the same thing. A little grossed out by the thought but it turned maybe grosser when I realized eventually I will be in the ground and little shiny milky maggots will be eating away and my rotting flesh. Hopefully by that time I would have been able to cryogenically freeze my brain and nervous system. But the down payment on those are crazy. It is cheaper though to freeze just that instead of your whole body. Like that reddit girl who was terminal but ended up freezing herself for the future odds of finding a cure, all funded by her followers.
CHAT GBT: Rewrite this in a sexy gay mans voice:
“Yo, so I was takin’ down some Christmas stockings and I spilled my bottle of Biotin (ya know, stripper pills) all over the carpet. And let me tell ya, those glossy white supplements looked like some maggots or larva. I mean, I ain’t no entomologist or nothin’, but I think they might be the same thing. And it got me thinkin’, one day I’ll be in the ground and those little maggots will be eatin’ away at my flesh. But hopefully, by then I’ll have saved up enough to cryogenically freeze my brain and nervous system. I mean, yeah, the down payment’s a bit steep, but it’s cheaper than freezin’ your whole body. Like that chick on Reddit who was terminal and ended up freezin’ herself for the future odds of finding a cure, all funded by her followers. Damn, that’s some next level sh*t.”